two, meebe three, highlights
(which might be getting close to maxing out the highlight quota for the day)

Morning: bit it BIG TIME.
fell over like a tree.
stupid phone, stupid slippers, stupid table leg, stupid chair. stupid everything.
including me. O.W.I.E.

Noon: presented oral report.
i am oh-so-cool. my prof thinks that i'm a genius.
am now considering retirement.
will now devote time to eating cookies and ice cream.

Evening: anticipated studying.
ego will have deflated back to 'normal' size since PV = nRT
(it's too cold to be snotty, considering wearing socks to bed.)
probably abandoned plans to retire for plans to draw Punnett squares.