my friend, melissa: hysterical...

she wants to name her kid after her mom....so when her kid gets in trouble, she can yell at her "mom".

mary leah, our canadian, also hysterical:

melissa (who's black), stephanie (who's not), me and mary leah are in the car...

melissa: omg, those are the palest legs i've ever seen.

mary leah (slowly): melissa. that's a WHITE person.

stephanie and me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA