i've never seen so many GYN exams done in one afternoon. hence, my newest mandarin phrase: Take off your pants.

it's been an amazing run of free food this two days. yesterday, i brought home a HUGE leftover slab of cake from the preschool. seriously, how much cake does a bunch of preschoolers eat? this cake was about 2 ft in diameter. i kid thee not. it's a good thing i was able to give it all away in one night. and today, i just got some "shui gao"s and "wu gok" which possess high sharing equibility (i'm making up words.) and a couple of "bo loa bao"s that have red bean filling and a sprinkling of poppy seeds. yum. and soy milk, too. what a deal.