do you think people in Japan are proud of this?

check out:

1. how many he ate...
2. the people he beat out.
3. how little he is.

and that wussy celebrity they tossed in? what a joke.

not that i could've beat him...even in my heyday. ;)

weather report:
today, we reached high 90's. i hid out in air conditioning all day. tomorrow is supposed to be just as hot.

vermin sightings:
a cockroach. an inch and a half. it has wings. D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G. i tried to trap it underneath a glass cup. It didn't work. i tried at least three times. SICK.

at this rate, my kids will NEVER think i led a boring life...